Apr 25, 2020

Convince Your Family You Are a Goldfish

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#* NEVER eat the Goldfish! This is cannibalism and will completely throw your family off. Make sure you are sending the message that Goldfish are friends and not food or your family, if they are starting to view you as a Goldfish, might begin to suspect that you are food.
 
#* NEVER eat the Goldfish! This is cannibalism and will completely throw your family off. Make sure you are sending the message that Goldfish are friends and not food or your family, if they are starting to view you as a Goldfish, might begin to suspect that you are food.
 
# Finally, display Goldfish body language!
 
# Finally, display Goldfish body language!
#* Make stiff yet fluid movements, just as a Goldfish would. Goldfish swim, yet they are only snack crackers. In the same way, swim as a snack cracker--don't over or underdo it lest you give yourself away.
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#* Make stiff yet fluid movements, just as a Goldfish would. Goldfish swim, but they are only snack crackers. In the same way, swim as a snack cracker--don't over or under-do it lest you give yourself away.
 
#* Keep a smile on that face! Goldfish are always happy no matter what situation or circumstance. Embrace the fact that you are (trying to present as) a Goldfish, and proudly display it to the world!
 
#* Keep a smile on that face! Goldfish are always happy no matter what situation or circumstance. Embrace the fact that you are (trying to present as) a Goldfish, and proudly display it to the world!
   


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