Apr 25, 2020

Make Someone Think Twice About Fighting You

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I do not prefer to fight; I won't back away, but I'd rather solve an issue peacefully. However, if you're being mugged then you may want to find some way to make the guy think he's chosen the wrong person to try and mug.
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You probably prefer not to fight; you don't have to back away, but it can be better to rsolve an issue peacefully. However, if you're being attacked then you may want to find some way to make the attcker think they've chosen the wrong person to try and fight.
   
 
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== Steps ==
 
== Steps ==
 
=== Be visually intimidating ===
 
=== Be visually intimidating ===
# Look powerful: Someone is not going to be scared of someone who looks like they just got done with an eight hour DOTA marathon, or is small enough that you still can't ride some rides at the amusment park. You want to be large, or at least make your smaller frame look bigger. Stand up straight, push your chest out, pull your shoulders back, and look him right in the eye without blinking.
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# Look powerful: Someone is not going to be scared of someone who looks like they just got done with an eight hour DOTA marathon, or is small enough that you still can't ride some rides at the amusment park. You want to be large, or at least make your smaller frame look bigger. Stand up straight, push your chest out, pull your shoulders back, and look anyone trying to fight yoy right in the eye without blinking.
# Be threatening: this requires no words, take a step forward, clench your fists, look like would not hesitate to knock him out if he so much as flinched. Maintain eye contact, feel free to tell him that he's making a mistake, though it's not nessesary.
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# Be threatening: this requires no words, take a step forward, clench your fists, look like you would not hesitate to knock them out if they so much as flinched. Maintain eye contact, feel free to tell them that they are making a mistake, though it's not nessesary.
# In the fight: It's possible to still make him run during a fight. Just remember a few things, and have a solid willpower. Do not have any kind of reaction to strikes, keep your face stone cold, and just keep going, they'll wonder if they bit off more than they could chew if they seem to be making no dent in your stamina.
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# Make thrm run. In the fight: It's possible to still make them run during a fight. Just remember a few things, and have solid willpower. Do not have any kind of reaction to strikes, keep your face stone cold, and just keep going, they'll wonder if they bit off more than they could chew if they seem to be making no dent in your stamina.
   
 
=== Make him think that you're even crazier than him. ===
 
=== Make him think that you're even crazier than him. ===
# This one is my prefereed method, though it does require some acting talent. Nobody is going to mess with you if they think that you're actaually a psychopath on the loose. The appearance first, of course. This one is much easier to do with any build, though again being a larger person helps. If you're expecting something to happen, then let your hair run wild. When he comes in and threatens you, smile, and cock your head ever so slightly. let your eyes become wide.
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# Pretend to be dangerous. This does require some acting talent. Nobody is going to mess with you if they think that you're a danger to the public. The appearance first, of course. This one is much easier to do with any build, though again being a larger person helps. If you're expecting something to happen, then let your hair run wild. When anyone comes in and threatens you, smile, and cock your head ever so slightly, let your eyes become wide.
# Pre-fight: Hopefully this is as far as it gets. This is where you really solidify in his head that you should be in an asylum. Have some kind of rehearsed phrase, such as "Yes, the pain, give it to me!" or "You're one of them, you're coming to take me! Oh joy!" In the most psychotic tone you can come up with. Practice for a while if you need to. An assortment of gurgles, chokes, and ragged breathes can also work.
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# Prepare pre-fight: Hopefully this is as far as it gets. This is where you really solidify in your attackers head that you should be in an asylum. Have some kind of rehearsed phrase, such as "Yes, the pain, give it to me!" or "You're one of them, you're coming to take me! Oh joy!" In the most psychotic tone you can come up with. Practice for a while if you need to. An assortment of gurgles, chokes, and ragged breathes can also work.
# FIghting: If it's gotten this far, don't worry, you can still make him think you're crazy enough to not want to continue. This will require some solid willpower though. The most important thing to remember is to never lose the sh*t-eating grin. When he strikes you, he's excpeting some kind of pain response, an 'ouch'. Give him the oppisite. When he punches you in gut, moan as though it was the best thing you've felt, or laugh. Instert some "yes"s, make him believe that you're enjoying the pain. If he cut you in some way, smear your own blood on yourself. If he is not running in terror of the demon he managed to come across, then he's made of stern stuff.
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# Figth: If it's gotten this far, don't worry, you can still make your attcker think you're crazy enough to not want to continue. This will require some solid willpower though. The most important thing to remember is to never lose the sh*t-eating grin. When they strike you, they are expecting some kind of pain response, an 'ouch'. Give them the opposite. When you get punched you in the gut, moan as though it was the best thing you've felt, or laugh. Instert some "yeses", make them believe that you're enjoying the pain. If they cut you in some way, smear your own blood on yourself. If they ar3 not running in terror of the demon they've managed to come across, then they are made of stern stuff.
   
 
== Warnings ==
 
== Warnings ==
 
* Do not expect this to work on everyone. This is for avoiding fights with people like muggers, or drunk people, not hardened criminals or actual crazy people. The most important thing to remember is, if you get into a fight, they aren't backing down, and you can't actually win, then run!
 
* Do not expect this to work on everyone. This is for avoiding fights with people like muggers, or drunk people, not hardened criminals or actual crazy people. The most important thing to remember is, if you get into a fight, they aren't backing down, and you can't actually win, then run!
* I am not responsible for your injuries if you use this wikihow and fail.
 


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